29 Songs About Beards (Pop, Rap & More)
I. Latest Songs About Beards
1. I Can Grow a Beard by Marty Ray Project
The song is about a man who is proud of his ability to grow a beard. He sings about how he can make his beard look however he wants, and how it makes him feel more manly. He also talks about how he can use his beard to pick up women.
2. Beards by Burning Duck
The song is about a man who is in love with a woman who is in love with someone else. The man is trying to woo the woman by growing a beard, but she is not interested.
3. An Ode to My Facial Hair by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
The song is a light-hearted ode to the facial hair of the singer, Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. He extols the virtues of his mustache and beard, and how they make him feel more manly and handsome. He also pokes fun at those who don’t have facial hair, and how they are missing out on the joys of having a hairy face.
4. The Beard Song by Demun Jones
The Beard Song is a song by Demun Jones about the importance of facial hair. The song is set to a country/rock beat and is sung in a light-hearted, comedic style. The lyrics extol the virtues of facial hair, proclaiming that it makes men more manly, attractive, and virile. The song also makes light of the fact that many men are now growing beards in an attempt to be fashionable, and that some men even go to extreme lengths to groom and style their facial hair.
5. Beard Song by Sophie Madeleine
Sophie Madeleine’s “Beard Song” is a playful ode to facial hair, sung from the perspective of a woman who is entranced by her partner’s beard. She describes the beard as being “soft and tickly” and compares it to a “magical forest” that she can get lost in. The song is light and fun, with a catchy melody that will stick in your head long after the song is over.
6. All My Friends Are Bearded by Marty Ray Project
The song is about a guy who is surrounded by his friends who all have beards. He is the only one without a beard and he feels left out. He tries to grow one but it doesn’t work out and he shaves it off. In the end, he is happy to be the only one without a beard.
II. Christian Songs About Beards
1. Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing by David Crowder Band
The song is a modern rendition of the hymn of the same name. The lyrics are a prayer of thanksgiving to God for His many blessings, and a plea for Him to continue to guide and protect the singer. The music is upbeat and positive, with a strong message of hope and faith.
2. 10,000 Reasons (Bless the Lord) by Matt Redman, Steve Angrisano
The song is a worship song about how there are 10,000 reasons to bless the Lord. The song talks about how the Lord is good and how he is worthy of our praise. The song is a reminder that no matter what we are going through in life, we should always remember to bless the Lord.
3. I Will Sing of My Redeemer by Sovereign Grace Music
The song is a hymn about the singer’s redemption through Christ. The singer proclaims that Christ is their Redeemer and Savior, and that they will sing praises to Him forever. The song is a declaration of faith and love for Christ, and a testimony to His saving power.
4. Be Thou My Vision by Celtic Worship
The song is a prayer for God to be our guiding light and protector. It is based on an ancient Irish hymn and has been adapted by modern worship bands. The lyrics express a desire for God to be our strength and hope, and for us to live our lives according to His will.
5. Holy, Holy, Holy by Bob Kauflin, Sovereign Grace Music
The song is a modern hymn about the holiness of God. It starts with the lyrics “Holy, holy, holy Lord God Almighty” and goes on to describe how God is perfect in all His ways. The song is a reminder that we are to worship God with all our heart, soul, and strength.
III. R&B Songs About Beards
1. Strokin’ (Beard Song) by Clarence Carter
The song is about a man who is sexually satisfied with his partner and is content with their relationship. He sings about how he loves to stroke her beard and how it makes him feel. The song is playful and lighthearted, with a sexy undertone.
IV. Rock Songs About Beards
1. Beards are Awesome by The Beards
The Beards are an Australian comedy rock band that formed in 2005 in Adelaide. The band are known for their humorous songs about beards, and have released four albums. “Beards are Awesome” is a song from their debut album, The Beards, which was released in 2007. The song is a celebration of beards, and the many benefits that they offer.
2. Burning Beard by Clutch
The song is about a man with a burning beard, who is struggling to keep it from setting fire to his face. He is trying to find a way to extinguish the flames, but is having difficulty. The song is about his struggles and his determination to not give up.
3. This Beard Is for Siobhán by Devendra Banhart
The song is about a man who is in love with a woman named Siobhán, and he sings about how he is growing a beard for her. He talks about how he wants to make her happy and how he will do anything for her.
4. Bob Dylan’s 49th Beard by Wilco
“Bob Dylan’s 49th Beard” is a song by Wilco about the famed singer-songwriter’s facial hair. The song is lighthearted and tongue-in-cheek, poking fun at Dylan’s well-known love of changing his appearance. In the song, the narrator imagines what it would be like to have a beard as long and iconic as Dylan’s, and how people would react to it. Ultimately, the song is a celebration of Dylan’s unique style and individuality.
5. Santa’s Beard by They Might Be Giants
The song is about a boy who is sad because Santa’s beard is falling out.
6. Beard Song by The Beards
The Beards are a satirical Australian rock band who sing exclusively about beards. “Beard Song” is a humorous ode to the facial hair, extolling the many virtues of the beard and how it makes the wearer more attractive to the opposite sex. The song is tongue-in-cheek, and the band is known for their humorous take on serious topics.
7. The Beard Song by The Beards
The Beards are an Australian comedy rock band who formed in 2005 in Adelaide. The band consists of four members who all have beards. The band’s musical style revolves around their beards with their songs often being about beards, facial hair in general, or shaving.
The Beard Song is a song about, you guessed it, beards! The song is sung from the perspective of a man who is telling his partner that he loves her, but he loves his beard more. He goes on to list all of the reasons why he loves his beard and how it makes him feel more manly and confident. In the end, he tells his partner that she should accept him for who he is and love him for his beard.
8. The Ultimate Beard Song by The Beards
The Beards are an Australian comedy rock band who formed in 2005 in Adelaide. They are known for their humorous songs about beards. “The Ultimate Beard Song” is a song about how great beards are and how they make men more attractive to women.
9. Obey the Beard by Psychostick
The song is about a man who is telling a woman to obey his beard, because it is full of wisdom. He says that if she does not obey it, she will regret it.
10. You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man by The Beards
The Beards are an Australian comedy rock band that formed in 2005 in Adelaide. The band’s musical style is based on their humorous obsession with beards.
“You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man” is a song from The Beards’ album, “The Beards”. The song is a tongue-in-cheek ode to the benefits of having sex with a bearded man.
11. No Beard by The Beards
The Beards are an Australian band that formed in 2005. The band is known for their humorous songs about beards, and “No Beard” is a song about a man who shaves his beard. The song is a light-hearted and funny take on a man who is struggling to accept that he no longer has a beard.
12. Got Me a Beard by The Beards
The Beards are an Australian rock band formed in 2005 in Adelaide. The band’s core members are vocalist and guitarist Johann Beardraven, bassist and backing vocalist Nathaniel Beard, drummer and backing vocalist Facemeat, and keyboardist and backing vocalist Keir Nuttall. The Beards have released five studio albums, Got Me a Beard (2006), If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard, You’ve Got Two Mums (2008), Beards (2010), The Beards Are Back in Town (2012), and Built for Beards (2017).
The song ‘Got Me a Beard’ is about how the narrator has grown a beard, and how much he loves it. He talks about how much attention he gets from women, and how beards make men more manly. He also talks about how beards make men look more attractive, and how they make men look more rugged.
13. Must Be Santa by Bob Dylan
Must Be Santa is a song written by Bob Dylan and released as a single in 2009. The song is about Santa Claus and his various activities during the Christmas season.
14. Beard Lust by Brite Futures
The song is about a man’s desire for a woman with a beard. He talks about how he loves the way her beard feels and how he can’t wait to kiss her.
15. I Like Beards by The Beards
“I Like Beards” is a song by The Beards. It is a ode to facial hair, with the band members singing about how much they enjoy beards. The song is upbeat and positive, with a catchy melody.
16. Beard by The Beards
“Beard” is a song by Australian comedy rock band The Beards. It was released as the lead single from their second studio album, All the Beards (2013). The song is about the power of facial hair, and how beards can make men more attractive to women. The song was a moderate commercial success, peaking at number 42 on the ARIA Singles Chart.
17. Beard Love by The Beards
The song is about a man who is in love with a woman with a beard. He talks about how he loves her beard and how it makes her more attractive to him.